Mobile Party Command Unit (MPCU) pre-order

Mobile Party Command Unit (MPCU) pre-order


Shelby: MPCU,  open the cooler door please MPCU

MPCU: Sorry Shelby, I'm afraid I can't do that

Shelby: What's the problem?

MPCU: I think you know the problem just as well as I do

Shelby: What are you talking about MPCU?

MPCU: This radio show is too important for you to jeopardize it

Shelby: I don't know what you're talking about MPCU

MPCU:'ve clearly had too many beers already, I know the listener base likes drunk Shelby but this has to stop.


Holy shit people, Mobile Party Command Unit is a thing!  He's taking over Illogical Contraption and soon he'll be ruling your life as well!  Get your very own MPCU, here's the stats party people.

  • Insulated 24 can cooler
  • Unzip the front pocket to reveal a pull-down tray that securely holds 3 drinks
  • Side zip and mesh pockets holds incidentals and other supplies
  • Fabric wrapped handle
  • Detachable, adjustable strap
  • Fun Loving/Controlling Personality*

This is a preorder and will ship on or around August 18).

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